Royal Peculiarities

Michael Curry will preach at Prince Harry and Meghan Markle’s May 19 wedding. But stir in crisps, sausage, pale ale, President Trump, a heart attack, and the FA Cup and British media are cooking up a storm.

Bell Investigation Dropped

Sussex Police sources said the investigation was “not possible as Bishop Bell died 60 years ago.”

Welby: Ashamed of the Church

Archbishop Justin Welby said he has “seen afresh the insanity of clericalism and of a deferential culture” within the Church of England.

Synod Approves Unity Report

Jonathan Sentamu: “A mute button must be switched off for the sake of the kingdom of God and the urgent need to reconnect our two church traditions.”

Abuse Claims Explode

Peter Hancock: “This will not be an easy couple of years. We will hear deeply painful accounts of abuse, of poor response, of cover-up.”